Jessica Simpson’s daughter, Maxwell, is only four years old, but she’s already a cutie in front of the camera — just like her mama.
“‘I be grounded y’all’ #maxidrew,” Simpson captioned a sweet pic of Maxwell at the beach on Saturday.
It seems like little Maxwell has recovered nicely from her impromptu haircut earlier this month. Simpson, 36, revealed her eldest child accidentally snipped off one of her own locks when she got her hands on a pair of scissors.
The fashion entrepreneur and mother of two posted a photo of the piece of hair in a plastic bag labeled with the event’s date to Instagram, captioning it with the hashtag “#MommyIsNotHappy.”
Jessica Simpson’s Instagram game is on. point. Typically filled with pictures of the star’s photo shoots…
…mixed with images of her ADORABLE three-year-old son, Ace, and four-year-old daughter, Maxwell.
Simpson’s husband, Eric Johnson, only occasionally appears, as with total parenting gems like this:
E! shared that today, though, the singer, actress, and fashion entrepreneur sent a sweet and hilarious birthday shout-out to former NFL player Johnson on her Insta.
The picture is a gorgeous, black-and-white poolside image of the couple looking totally flawless; the post itself starts out innocently enough:
“Happy Birthday Eric Johnson!!!”
However, then Jessica gets, well, suuuuper cheeky:
“Thank you for giving me the sexiest porn star name. Love, your wife, Jessica Johnson.”
Obviously, it’s totally true; that’s what makes it all the more funny.
We’re glad that Simpson, who recently spoke out about deciding against a breast reduction surgery, is comfortable making fun, sexy jokes like this one: after all, in the September issue of Women’s Health, she opened up about what it’s like to have your weight fluctuate when you’re in the public eye.
“Media scrutiny sucks. I can’t sit here and say I don’t notice it.”
However, Simpson really highlighted the way in which she’s chosen to look at things:
“I will never understand why people take someone down for what you look like. If I had a character flaw, take me down. But a body flaw? That’s not important.”
PREACH, JESSICA, PREACH.
We applaud Simpson for both her hilarious birthday dedication to her hubby, and her super down-to-earth way of dealing with media nonsense.
Now that’s one way to protest the end of summer.
Jessica Simpson took to Instagram today to share a photo of her and husband Eric Johnson’s daughter Maxwell Drew Johnson’s latest endeavor, and it involves cutting her own hair right before the first day of school. In the photo, the 36-year-old star holds up a small clear bag filled with a single lock of beautiful blonde hair (!!!) belonging to her stylish little girl. Written on the Ziploc in black marker is the phrase “Maxwell found daddy’s scissors” and yesterday’s date. We have to wonder if the couple’s 3-year-old son Ace Knute Johnson was also involved in the shenanigans.
“Just in time for school… #MOMMYISNOTHAPPY,” Simpson wrote alongside the incriminating image.
And we can see why Simpson was so upset. Earlier this summer, the mother of two posted a ‘gram of her mini-me daughter that highlighted Maxi’s super shiny strands and was captioned with #hairgoals.
Jessica Simpson is tapping into her inner child for her latest fashion feat!
On Saturday, the actress, singer and fashion designer’s newest clothing line for babies and toddlers debuted via a fashion show at Babies “R” Us in Simpson’s hometown of Fort Worth, Texas.
The event celebrating the Jessica Simpson Baby Fall 2016 collection — which is launching exclusively with Babies “R” Us — featured adorable girls modeling all the latest fashions.
Aside from a sneak peek at the collection’s newest pieces, attendees enjoyed music, desserts, giveaways and an exclusive Snapchat filter.
“Imagine how adorable your little girl will look in these timeless, vintage-inspired styles!” the Babies “R” Us website for the line says, promising a variety of looks including animal prints, stripes, sweet messages, peplum, fringe and more.
The new baby line joins an existing girls’ line designed by Simpson, 36. Though Jessica Simpson Baby is launching with products exclusive to Babies “R” Us, separate products will be available at other retailers in mid-August.
One person who is already a fan of the styles dreamed up by Simpson? Her 4-year-old lookalike daughter Maxwell Drew. Though she wasn’t among the models at the debut of her mom’s newest line, Maxwell has sported pieces designed by Simpson in the past.
“I love being able to see [Maxwell] in the brand. It melts my heart!” Simpson, who is also mom to 3-year-old Ace Knute, wrote in 2014 next to a photo she posted to Instagram.
Simpson — who has not only clothing lines, but shoes, fragrances, accessories and even home goods under the belt of her $1 billion empire — is already thinking about future styles for Maxwell, too.
“The JS Collection is timeless, just like the shell pink long fringe vest,” she told PEOPLE in July of her Spring/Summer 2016 collection, adding, “It is a special piece I can hand down to my daughter one day.”