Simply stunning!Thanks Rita.
Simply stunning!Thanks Rita.
Say what you will about Jessica Simpson’s appearance (and many people have very strong opinions!), but that daughter of hers is pretty much as cute as it gets in celebrity baby-ville.
And on the day marking Maxwell Drew Johnson’s first nine months on the planet, Simpson, 32, shared this adorable pic of her mini-me playing in a kitchen sink.
Let’s spend a moment analyzing the facts behind the cuteness factor, shall we?
Exhibit A: Maxwell Drew is playing in a sink … what’s cuter than that? Kids playing in sinks and toilets, while perhaps not the most hygienic of moves, are always adorable. Sounds like a great Friday afternoon activity to us!
Exhibit B: She has plaid shoes on. (From the Jessica Simpson fashion empire, perhaps?) Plaid is always chic … as is Maxwell Drew!
Exhibit C : Clearly Maxwell Drew is living in a home where eating a healthy, well-balanced diet is valued, as evidenced by the presence of Truvia and bananas. If there were aspartame sweeteners in this pic, the Internet might have been up in arms.
Exhibit D : Maxwell Drew’s strong grip of the sink faucet clearly is a pre-cursor to her Olympic gold medaling gymnastics career – today, the sink… tomorrow, she takes down China.
Exhibit E: Maxwell Drew looks lovingly to her left as the photo is taken, clearly showing that she’s ready for her turn in the Hollywood spotlight. Barbra Streisand and Mariah Carey have nothing on this kid, in terms of capturing her good side.
In summary, Maxwell Drew Johnson, you are hereby found GUILTY of being as cute as humanly possible. Your yet-to-be-born sibling will have very high social media standards to look up to.
We are, in a word, enchanted.
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Ashlee Simpson is a proud mom, aunt and honorary aunt-to-be! The single mother-of-one chatted with at Svedka Vodka’s Valentine’s Day Throwback Thursday Bash on Jan. 31 in West Hollywood about her growing son Bronx, 4, sister Jessica Simpson’s second pregnancy and pal Cacee Cobb’s own baby news.
“He is definitely the sweetest kid. He is brilliant,” the 28-year-old mom, who shares custody of Bronx with ex-husband Pete Wentz, gushed to Us. “He’s got his own ideas, his own way of thinking. He is a jokester. He hides. He definitely will sneak around, play hide and seek. He’ll get you and any joke. He’s always very creative and he is pulling pranks on us all the time.”
Bronx loves superheroes — and, like his mom and dad, digs music!
In addition to loving super heroes, Ashlee says her son is into music just like his parents.
“He does like music but he’s picky. He’ll tell you if he likes a song or doesn’t,” she explained. But his strong opinion is actually very helpful to his singer mom. “That way I know too,” she said. “If I write a song and he doesn’t like it I won’t do it.”
Bronx is also a very devoted cousin to Jessica’s 9-month-old daughter, Maxwell. “He is definitely protective, and he’s so excited about every time she’s growing,” Ashlee told Us. “He loves that stuff!”
And, with Aunt Jessica’s second pregnancy, he’ll have a second little cousin to meet later this year.
Has Ashlee been giving pregnant-again Jessica any parenting advice? “Oh, I don’t have to,” she said. “She’s on her second!”
There’s even more babies on the way in the extended Simpson family’s inner circle: Cobb, Jessica’s former personal assistant and close friend, announced her own pregnancy on Thursday (Jan. 31).
And Ashlee says she has plenty of well wishes to give Cobb and husband Donald Faison. “Are you kidding? That’s my other sister!” she exclaimed. “So of course!”